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Charleston

компютри During a tour of Germany in 1958, Marx, accompanied by his then wife, Eden, his daughter, Judith and Robert Dwan, climbed a pile of rubble that marked the site of Adolf Hitler’s bunker, the site of Hitler’s death, and performed a two minute charleston.

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Should I die, Leave my remains To the corps of Marines.

I had a Jaeger Bomb tonight—specifically, Jaegermeister dropped into Monster energy drink. It tasted like the interior of a glowstick. It tasted like it was designed by a six year-old wino. It gave me an enduring case of the hiccups.

I will tell you this: pizzicato violins will get a man every time.

Who knew, dear friends, that one head could hold so much phlegm?

See, what it comes down to is, I really wish I could VNC to my desk.

“Maigret, showing no excitement, looked at the ears of the man in green. That settled it.” —Maigret and the Enigmatic Lett